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Rick  
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(3 users)  More options Oct 6, 2:42 am
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From: Rick <rick_so...@hotmail.com>
Date: Sun, 5 Oct 2008 23:42:18 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Mon, Oct 6 2008 2:42 am
Subject: Farmer Brown's conjecture
One multiplied by one is two.
One instance of one is one.
One times one is one.

The square root of two is one.

In a proper real world counting system, a proper ruler would consist
of inch increments whereby each subsequent inch, was longer than the
one before it, and if you knew the proper amount to increase each
increment, your math could always result in rational numbers.

I have 4 chickens, and each chicken lays 4 eggs.

Thats 16 eggs.

I walk into the barn and I see 16 eggs and I say, how many chickens
laid
4 eggs, and I say 4.

If I say, I want to optimize chicken capacity, and find out how many
equal chicken egg units, I need to arrive at 16 eggs, then I can
square
that amount and end up with 4 chickens 4 eggs.

I walk into the barn, there are two chickens and two eggs.
Both are walking funny.

Is it not, prudent, for me to assume, that one chicken did not lay 1.4
to infinity eggs 1.4 to infinity times?

Is it not more rational then to assume that each chicken laid one
egg?

If I say, that mysteriously 2 apples appeared on the teachers desk two
times out of thin air and then disappeared into thin air, and they
were the same apples each time, because I saw they had numbered
stickers on them, so two instances of two apples appeared on the
teachers desk.
How many apples were there?

2 apples.

If I say, mysteriously apples began to multiply on the teachers desk,
as twice 2 apples appeared out of thin air.

4 apples. I am using the term multiplied, and the term twice.

Rephrased two apples mysteriously appeared two times on the teachers
desk.
2 apples.

The apples multiplied as two times two apples appeared on the teachers
desk.

So then the reason the square root of two is one, is that the function
of multiplying real objects, means to increase their number. Whereas
'instances of', which is easily confused with 'multiplied by' refers
to events where the number of actual apples is ambiguous,
And when you talk about square root, the opposite of square root is
multiply, not instance of.

Therefore, one times one, equals one instance of one, and is not the
same as one multiplied one time, as one multiplied one time, means
that the number of apples increased once, which means that one times
one equals two.

If we use Pythagorean Theorem, to prove the square root of 2 we are
not dealing in real world objects, we are now dealing in imaginary
lines and ambiguous smeared out infinitely divisible imaginary
quantities.
However, Farmer Brown's conjecture states, that given the proper
ruler, with the proper incremented counting system, your result would
be a rational finite number.


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Jon Slaughter  
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 More options Oct 6, 3:42 am
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From: "Jon Slaughter" <Jon_Slaugh...@Hotmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Oct 2008 02:42:10 -0500
Local: Mon, Oct 6 2008 3:42 am
Subject: Re: Farmer Brown's conjecture
If 8 ducks equals 24.384 chickens then Farmer Brown concludes that he lost
3.1434 ears of corn.

Properly incrementing his i59 geese Farmer Brown prudently finds a rational
apple.

Therefor surely the apples multiply faster than the corn?

Is it not true that the barn holds e^pi^e eggs?

-----

Me thinks farmer brown needs to stop counting on his fingers and use a
calculator.


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Rick  
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(2 users)  More options Oct 6, 5:11 am
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From: Rick <rick_so...@hotmail.com>
Date: Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:11:08 +0100
Local: Mon, Oct 6 2008 5:11 am
Subject: Proof of Farmer Brown's First Conjecturer

You city slickers wouldn't know a hen from a rooster.

To prove Farmer Brown's first conjecture, that one multiplied one time,
equals two, I will have to use a city slicker analogy.

Mr. Barnum, is in his lab, and he looks in his microscope and he
proclaims...
"Oh, My, God, they are multiplying!"
"I was looking at this cell, and it multiplied, one time, and now there
are two cells"

ipso facto and hence, one multiplied one time equals two.

Mr. Barnum, looks again at a different slide and he says, "Hmmm... there
are two cells, two identical cells, that is a sum, and this sum I will
call the square, and now then, if this is my sum I am calling the
square, what is the root of that square? What is the root cause of that
square? Cell division. One cell, divided, into two cells. By this cell
division, one has multiplied into two! Therefore, the root of two is one"


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Rick  
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From: Rick <rick_so...@hotmail.com>
Date: Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:32:28 +0100
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Subject: Re: Proof of Farmer Brown's First Conjecturer

So then, I have proven that through cell division, one multiplied one
time equals two.

Where is your mathematical proof, which you are basing your
calculations, and calculators on, that one multiplied one time equals
one? Or this merely a papal declaration?


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T.H. Ray  
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 More options Oct 7, 5:32 am
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From: "T.H. Ray" <thray...@aol.com>
Date: Tue, 07 Oct 2008 05:32:41 EDT
Local: Tues, Oct 7 2008 5:32 am
Subject: Re: Farmer Brown's conjecture
> One multiplied by one is two.
> One instance of one is one.
> One times one is one.

> The square root of two is one.

If the square root of two were one, the square root
of four would also be one, by your reasoning.  After
all, one instance of four is one--right?  One times four
is one.  One instance of four cannot be four instances;
otherwise, 1=4.

To a mathematician, it very much matters what one
means by "one" and "two."  These are not "instances;"
they are values. If one cannot differentiate one value
from another, arithmetic does not exist.

The technical term you are missing, is "multiplicative
identity."  It means that the integer 1 does not change
the identity of any other value by which it is
multiplied.  Similarly, the number zero is called
"additive identity" in that it does not change the
identity of any value to which it is added.

Getting to square roots--we derive the value square root
of two by adding one side of the square to one side
of the square.  There are two "instances" of one,
not one.  The hypotenuse is therefore one "instance" of
two.  The multiplicative identity holds.

That the square root of two is irrational pertains to
its relation to the sides of the right triangle of
which the hypotenuse is a member.  Complete the square
on the other side of the hypotenuse, and you have your
rational increase, counting the sides.  As easy as 2+2=4.
No need to make new rulers.

Tom


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Rick  
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(1 user)  More options Oct 7, 11:49 am
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From: Rick <rick_so...@hotmail.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Oct 2008 08:49:51 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Tues, Oct 7 2008 11:49 am
Subject: Re: Farmer Brown's conjecture
On Oct 7, 10:32 am, "T.H. Ray" <thray...@aol.com> wrote:

> > One multiplied by one is two.
> > One instance of one is one.
> > One times one is one.

> > The square root of two is one.

> If the square root of two were one, the square root
> of four would also be one, by your reasoning.  After
> all, one instance of four is one--right?  One times four
> is one.  One instance of four cannot be four instances;
> otherwise, 1=4.

No you are mistaken. I am saying multiplied by, not instance of.

Mr. Barnum peered with awe into his microscope and proclaimed "They
are multiplying!"
"The cells! They are multiplying by cell division. One cell multiplied
one time into two cells I saw it with my own eyes"

One cell multiplied into two cells, the cells went forth and
multiplied.

Once multiplied into two,  and the reverse, one cell divided into two,
and since one cell multiplied into two, one multiplied one time equals
two, hence the square root of two is one.

That is my proof and I would love to see your proof, that one
multiplied one time equals one.


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T.H. Ray  
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 More options Oct 7, 12:27 pm
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From: "T.H. Ray" <thray...@aol.com>
Date: Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:27:15 EDT
Local: Tues, Oct 7 2008 12:27 pm
Subject: Re: Farmer Brown's conjecture
rick sobie wrote

That's not what you said.  As long as I am laid up in
bed today, though, we might as well indulge in a little
silliness.

> Mr. Barnum peered with awe into his microscope and
> proclaimed "They
> are multiplying!"
> "The cells! They are multiplying by cell division.
> One cell multiplied
> one time into two cells I saw it with my own eyes"

Mr. Barnum saw one cell divide into two, not multiply.
Or don't you accept that 1+1=2?

> One cell multiplied into two cells, the cells went
> forth and
> multiplied.

> Once multiplied into two,  and the reverse, one cell
> divided into two,
> and since one cell multiplied into two, one
> multiplied one time equals
> two, hence the square root of two is one.

Division is certainly the inverse (not reverse) of
multiplication; however, division of any integer,
=> 1, by itself is one.  Did you not get my point about
multiplicative identity?  Look it up.

> That is my proof and I would love to see your proof,
> that one
> multiplied one time equals one.

You just saw it.

Tom


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Rick  
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(1 user)  More options Oct 8, 4:16 pm
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From: Rick <rick_so...@hotmail.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Oct 2008 13:16:03 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Wed, Oct 8 2008 4:16 pm
Subject: Re: Farmer Brown's conjecture
On Oct 7, 5:27 pm, "T.H. Ray" <thray...@aol.com> wrote:

Division is the opposite of multiplication and by good fortune, both
were observed.
The cells multiplied by dividing and that is what you would expect
given the uniqueness of the number one.

> > One cell multiplied into two cells, the cells went
> > forth and
> > multiplied.

> > Once multiplied into two,  and the reverse, one cell
> > divided into two,
> > and since one cell multiplied into two, one
> > multiplied one time equals
> > two, hence the square root of two is one.

> Division is certainly the inverse (not reverse) of
> multiplication; however, division of any integer,
> => 1, by itself is one.  Did you not get my point about
> multiplicative identity?  Look it up.

One cannot be a prime number.

> > That is my proof and I would love to see your proof,
> > that one
> > multiplied one time equals one.

> You just saw it.

Old rules are always overthrown.

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