Which God can I pray to to keep my retirement account from losing 5% every week?
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From:
Cory Frost <1... @2.3>
Date: Mon, 06 Oct 2008 07:15:49 -0700
Local: Mon, Oct 6 2008 10:15 am
Subject: Which God can I pray to to keep my retirement account from losing 5% every week?
I'm willing to convert at this point.
Damn you, George W. Bush!
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"rwa2play (Lost mode on)" <rwa2p... @gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Oct 2008 07:19:19 -0700 (PDT)
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Subject: Re: Which God can I pray to to keep my retirement account from losing 5% every week?
On Oct 6, 10:15 am, Cory Frost <1
... @2.3> wrote:
> I'm willing to convert at this point.
> Damn you, George W. Bush!
Pray to God and vote Obama.
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just john <teuy13... @sneakemail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Oct 2008 07:26:17 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Mon, Oct 6 2008 10:26 am
Subject: Re: Which God can I pray to to keep my retirement account from losing 5% every week?
On Oct 6, 10:15 am, Cory Frost <1
... @2.3> wrote:
> I'm willing to convert at this point.
> Damn you, George W. Bush!
Any death god will do. once you're dead, any retirement account
details will be moot.
(WARNING: Think carefully before trying death, as it may also affect other parts of your life, like your bowling league standings.)
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From:
"Lord Gow333, Jeff Jarrett's number 238823454 fan!" <lord... @yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Oct 2008 11:03:15 -0400
Local: Mon, Oct 6 2008 11:03 am
Subject: Re: Which God can I pray to to keep my retirement account from losing 5% every week?
"rwa2play (Lost mode on)" <rwa2p... @gmail.com> wrote in message news:d5c66614-b21c-45a5-80ee-5a891047b81e@e2g2000hsh.googlegroups.com ... On Oct 6, 10:15 am, Cory Frost <1... @2.3> wrote:
> I'm willing to convert at this point.
> Damn you, George W. Bush!
Pray to God and vote Obama.
~~~~ Yeah, THAT will fix everything...
(EYE ROLL!!!)
LG -- Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. - Henry Ford
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Rev_CHUCKkey <revchuck... @hotmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Oct 2008 08:04:34 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Mon, Oct 6 2008 11:04 am
Subject: Re: Which God can I pray to to keep my retirement account from losing 5% every week?
On Oct 6, 10:15 am, Cory Frost <1
... @2.3> wrote:
> I'm willing to convert at this point.
> Damn you, George W. Bush!
Just go ahead and spend it all on "Bob" and get it over with.
THE SUBGENIUS FOUNDATION
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Unclaimed Mysteries <theletter_k_andthenumeral_4_... @unclaimedmysteries.net>
Date: Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:09:28 -0500
Local: Mon, Oct 6 2008 11:09 am
Subject: Re: Which God can I pray to to keep my retirement account from losing 5% every week?
just john wrote:
> On Oct 6, 10:15 am, Cory Frost <1
... @2.3> wrote:
>> I'm willing to convert at this point.
>> Damn you, George W. Bush!
> Any death god will do. once you're dead, any retirement account > details will be moot.
> (WARNING: Think carefully before trying death, as it may also affect > other parts of your life, like your bowling league standings.)
Over the line! ($1)
-- It Came From Corry Lee Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries. http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net
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From: Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
Date: Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:20:13 -0700
Local: Mon, Oct 6 2008 11:20 am
Subject: Re: Which God can I pray to to keep my retirement account from losing 5% every week?
Cory Frost hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
Thunder crashed, Cory Frost laughed madly, then wrote:
>I'm willing to convert at this point.
>Damn you, George W. Bush!
"Who is God? Have you ever wanted something more than anything else in
the world, wanted it so badly that you just closed your eyes and
wished for it? Well God is the one who ignores you."
-- Zapanaz International Satanic Conspiracy Customer Support Specialist http://joecosby.com/ Is "IOU" a credit card number?
:: Currently listening to The Little Blue Frog alt, 1970, by Miles Davis, from "The Complete Bitches Brew Sessions (disc 3)"
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From:
"Torrey M. Spears" <nwophoe... @gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Oct 2008 08:19:29 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Mon, Oct 6 2008 11:19 am
Subject: Re: Which God can I pray to to keep my retirement account from losing 5% every week?
On Oct 6, 10:19 am, "rwa2play (Lost mode on)" <rwa2p
... @gmail.com>
wrote:
> On Oct 6, 10:15 am, Cory Frost <1
... @2.3> wrote:
> > I'm willing to convert at this point.
> > Damn you, George W. Bush!
> Pray to God and vote Obama.
Same thing, isn't it rwa?? :)
- TMS
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From:
"rwa2play (Lost mode on)" <rwa2p... @gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Oct 2008 08:29:51 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Mon, Oct 6 2008 11:29 am
Subject: Re: Which God can I pray to to keep my retirement account from losing 5% every week?
On Oct 6, 11:19 am, "Torrey M. Spears" <nwophoe
... @gmail.com> wrote:
> On Oct 6, 10:19 am, "rwa2play (Lost mode on)" <rwa2p
... @gmail.com>
> wrote:
> > On Oct 6, 10:15 am, Cory Frost <1... @2.3> wrote:
> > > I'm willing to convert at this point.
> > > Damn you, George W. Bush!
> > Pray to God and vote Obama.
> Same thing, isn't it rwa?? :)
Nah...only God (and that blistering Giants D line) could've made the
Pats choke. :)
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From:
Enzian <cross... @yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Oct 2008 08:31:42 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Mon, Oct 6 2008 11:31 am
Subject: Re: Which God can I pray to to keep my retirement account from losing 5% every week?
On Oct 6, 7:15 am, Cory Frost <1
... @2.3> wrote:
> I'm willing to convert at this point.
> Damn you, George W. Bush!
Here are some to choose from:
http://tinyurl.com/4gzc7w This one might be your best bet:
CAI-SHEN: God of Prosperity and Profit.
He's the Heavenly Treasurer-in-Chief and God of Wealth, having been elevated to Godly status after a spot of mountain meditation.
Once a mortal general named Zhao who fought for the Emperor Zhou (ZHOU- WANG), he rode a black tiger into battle and was armed with exploding pearls.
Fat and cheerful, CAI-SHEN still rides his black tiger and wields a rod of iron. His Godly Accountant is a dab hand with diamonds and pearls, and putting an image of him in your home will do your bank balance no end of good.
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Date: Mon, 6 Oct 2008 09:35:41 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Mon, Oct 6 2008 12:35 pm
Subject: Re: Which God can I pray to to keep my retirement account from losing 5% every week?
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Date: Mon, 6 Oct 2008 14:50:49 -0400
Local: Mon, Oct 6 2008 2:50 pm
Subject: Re: Which God can I pray to to keep my retirement account from losing 5% every week?